In the Fall of 2016, I wrote some 50 product descriptions for Spy, a high-end men’s retail site produced by PMC. My copy covered everything from Australian vacations to whiskey glasses.

Sample: If only our clothes could keep that straight-out-of-the-dryer freshness while hanging in the closet. Instead, they get musty, moth-eaten, and dusty while up on hangers for too long, and gradually, the quality of our beloved garments deteriorates. Sharper Image has launched the Closet Ionic Air Purifier to maintain the quality of your clothes even while they’re not being used. If your closet is cramp and stuffy — or even big and airy — it’s important to regulate the air quality so that your slacks and button downs remain in top-notch condition.